The Gates of Hell... yet another lame attempt at humor...

I Find Karma (
Thu, 2 May 96 23:59:50 PDT

Well, I'll Be Damned

by John Walker -- (Founder of Autodesk)

The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better
than Windows Software Development

Eternal Damnation Windows Development
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- 10 -

It never ends. You think you're almost done,
but you never really finish.

- 9 -

You burn forever, but are not Each update introduces new
consumed. and improved tortures, which
slowly consume you.

- 8 -

Your fate is in the hands of Your fate is in the hands of
Satan, Prince of Darkness. Gates, Prince of Incompatibility.

- 7 -

Satan gives you something you Gates makes you buy Windows 95.
want in return for being damned.

- 6 -

It is avoidable; an attractive, Resistance is futile. All the
widely-marketed alternative is alternatives are damned or
available. doomed.

- 5 -

It is free. You pay, and pay, and pay just
to stay in the game.

- 4 -

Satan was once an angel. Gates started by writing a BASIC

- 3 -

Hell has no Windows. Microsoft does.

- 2 -

You only pass the Gates of Hell The Gates of Microsoft keeps
one time. popping up everywhere you look.


Satan genuinely believes in the Gates just does it for the money.
triumph of Evil.