The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very
white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes all elements
that come in contact with it. Repels protons and electrons; attracts
With a slick appearance and slimy texture, this element undergoes a
series of interesting changes when in hot water.
Similar to Americium, but a little denser. Much more rigid. Often
Precisely equal numbers of electrons, protons, neutrons, leptons,
quarks. Completely inert, utterly useless, but smells like a rose.
Extreme irritant. Carries a strong negative charge. Does not
possess magnetic properties. Can be purchased cheaply.
Einsteinium it ain't.
Has no taste or smell; is often indistinguishable from water.
Found in abundance, except when needed. Exists in two states, in motion
and at rest. When in motion, it cannot be stopped, no matter what you
do. Cabmium has a charge associated with it. The charge is variable,
and scientists have not determined the formula for calculating it.
Contains a great deal of gas. Similar to radon in that it can reach
lethal concentrations in the House.
Atomic number 525. Can never be found in a solution.
Bonds forever with corduroy.
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