I. The Universe Exists to Mock Rohit Khare
I.a. Rohit Khare Exists to Mock Adam Rifkin
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I.yx Adam Rifkin Exists to Absorb Anti-Cluonic Imbalances
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In other words, when I see the obvious regurgitated like this, I think
to myself "Adam sucks so you don't have to". Kinda like "Christ died
for YOUR sins", except more practical, since Christ's efforts don't
get you off the hook for enjoying an Arch Deluxe (not a sin, but
definitely sucks!)
Rohit
PS. Some of you may enjoy my original response:
Too bad you're not collecting good Boston horror stories. Come on down later
this month and find out for yourself how wide and powerful the Rohit
Suck Force is. Lossage suffuses the fabric of the universe; it take a
talented Sucker Knight to focus the power of all living things into pure
Suck.
Come, Adam, turn to your Dark Side. The Suck awaits!
Rohit