Microsoft humor.

Tim Byars (
Fri, 14 Jun 1996 17:53:07 -0700

[names snipped to protect the weasels]

Ever wonder why Microsoft OS runs the way they do? This is what they think
is funny.

->Subject: Just for fun
->There was a Texan, a Californian, and a Washingtonian camping in the
->By the campfire after dark the Texan opened up a bottle of Wild
->Turkey, took a swig, threw the bottle in the air, pulled out a double barrel
->shotgun, and blew the bottle to pieces.
->The Washingtonian looked at him and said, "Why didn't you finish it?"
->The Texan replied, "It's OK, we've got plenty of Wild Turkey where I
->come from."
->The Californian then pulled out a bottle of Cabernet, took a sip, then
->threw the rest in the air, pulled out a 9mm pistol, and shot the
->bottle. He then looked around and said, "That's okay, we've got plenty
->more in California."
->The Washingtonian then pulled out a bottle of Micro-Brewery Ale, drank it
->all down, tossed the empty bottle in the air, pulled out a Colt .45,
->shot the Californian, and caught the bottle.
->He then looked over at the Texan and said, "It's OK, we've got plenty
->of Californians in Oregon, but I have to recycle the bottle."

      "Sid Vicious was innocent."   ...O.J. Simpson
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   whole bunch of guys in tight pants doing it."
    ...Professional Skateboarder Eddie Reategui
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