Good Joke

CobraBoy (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Tue, 13 Aug 1996 15:30:06 -0700


Ron Jeremy, Tom Cruise and Kevin Costner die in a major plane crash
There both end up at the gates of heaven
Heaven is like a big hotel
St-Peter get them inside for the grand tour

At the first floor he opens a door and tell to Cruise to get inside
the room
He slams back the door and say Tom Cruise you were a bad man on earth
you will spend eternity having sex with the 100 years old woman
that is lying naked on the bed

At the second floor he opens a door and tell to Costner to get inside
the room
He slams back the door and say Kevin Costner you were a bad man on
earth you will spend eternity having sex with the corpse of the 150
years old woman that is rotting naked on the bed

At the third fllor he opens a door and told to Ron Jeremy to get
inside the room
Ron enters the room in complete fears and inside he saw Claudia
Shiffer naked on the bed
St-Peter slammed back the door and say Claudia Shiffer you were a bad
woman on earth you will spend eternity havings sex with Ron Jeremy !

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