> Sun's $50 "Rescue" software suite converts computers that use outdated
> 486 chips and Microsoft DOS into "virtual machines" that run Java. There
> are a slew of those dinosaurs out there. Roughly 40 percent of all PCs
> are still running DOS or Windows 3.1 (which runs on top of DOS). They
> don't have the power to run the latest graphical applications. They
> don't have the storage capacity to hold the 150MB Office 97. And they
> don't have the respect of your employees. (I can hear the whining from
Wait, I thought Office 97 was 190MB...
> Good news: In theory, Sun's "Rescue" software means at last a longer,
> more useful life for these antiquated computers. You can move them
> downstream in your company. Where they can replace dumb terminals. Be
> used for heads-down applications such as order entry or inventory
So let me get this straight. A 486 IS an NC? NC is just a fancy name
> Bad news: The "rescued" machine will not run your existing Windows
This is bad news?
> It will be running a new operating system, the Java OS.
> Most of the applications and the power will be out on the server. Which
> means your 486 whiners are going to keep on whining. Maybe louder.
Maybe we can bleat out their noise.
> Your best bet? Give the salvaged machine to someone for whom it would be
> a step up, not down. To someone who has a dumb terminal now. Or someone
> who doesnt have a computer at all. The same person who would have
> appreciated a retro-fitted 8-track over no tunes at all.
This is also the kind of person who likes banging his head against the
wall because it feels so good when you stop.
Owen will eat a mint and then will enjoy his fresh, minty breath.
-- David Letterman