[Le Fou] Adverts We Didn't See
Rodent of Unusual Size
Thu, 09 Aug 2001 09:13:59 -0400
[resent due to nasty, nasty FoRK downtime.]
"Snacks for the Modern Age! Try *New* FIG NEUTRONS! A cookie is a
cookie, but FIG NEUTRONS are subatomic particles!
"Here's what people are saying about *New* FIG NEUTRONS!:
"'They're just yummy. I love the way their strong nuclear force
helps my dentures stay in place!' --Name withheld by request
"'My doctor actually prescribed them to help my neutroporosis.
And they work! I've been decaying more slowly, and my isotope
levels are returning to normal. I love the taste, too!'
-- Chris Golatio
"'The first time I had a FIG NEUTRON was at a faculty party.
I've become quite addicted to them; twice in the last semester
I hung a "Gone Fission" sign on my office door and went home to
gorge on fruity goodness!' --Name withheld by request"
Ken Coar, Sanagendamgagwedweinini http://Golux.Com/coar/
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