Is FoRK dead...?
Fri, 7 Dec 2001 13:40:55 -0800
On Friday, December 7, 2001, at 01:22 PM, carey wrote:
> It is unusually quiet....
No, we were all making book on the Johnny Jihadi v. Geraldo Rivera
deathmatch on Pay Per View.
 Now that's the name of a surf instrumental waiting to be written.
 According to the post, he was nearly hit by a sniper in Afghanistan.
CIA Op: "He master minded a plot to kill thousands of Americans with prion
infested tofu pups."
Other CIA Op: "Yeah, but he nearly capped Rivera."
CIA Op: "Humm... he'll get the Congressional Medal of Honor for that."
Taliban Prisoners: "They nearly got Geraldo? Infidel!"
*** Rioting Ensuses ***
CIA Op [dying]: "Remember to get those 'Buffy' tapes to Linda in the
analysis section. arrghhh...."