Is FoRK dead...?

Bill Humphries
Fri, 7 Dec 2001 13:40:55 -0800

On Friday, December 7, 2001, at 01:22 PM, carey wrote:

> It is unusually quiet....

No, we were all making book on the Johnny Jihadi[1] v. Geraldo Rivera[2] 
deathmatch on Pay Per View.

-- whump

[1] Now that's the name of a surf instrumental waiting to be written.
[2] According to the post, he was nearly hit by a sniper in Afghanistan.

CIA Op: "He master minded a plot to kill thousands of Americans with prion 
infested tofu pups."
Other CIA Op: "Yeah, but he nearly capped Rivera."
CIA Op: "Humm... he'll get the Congressional Medal of Honor for that."
Taliban Prisoners: "They nearly got Geraldo? Infidel!"
*** Rioting Ensuses ***
CIA Op [dying]: "Remember to get those 'Buffy' tapes to Linda in the 
analysis section. arrghhh...."