Thu, 07 Jun 2001 10:34:41 -0700
As if we ever needed proof that Jeff Bone only listens to himself on FoRK.
I think Rudy posted this last month:
At 12:29 PM 6/7/01 -0500, Jeff Bone wrote:
>Bad American by George Carlin
>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American I am George Carlin.
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
>governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
>give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
>I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T,
>Marilyn Manson sang.
>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
>I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
>I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
>unpopular opinions or actions.
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
>working at Blockbuster.
>In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass
>4-7 years of college, you haven't
>begun to be enlightened.
>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
>the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
>My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.
>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
>am freezing my ass through a long winter?
>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
>desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches
>been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
>preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part
>problem and not the solution.
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
>I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are
>the law, regardless of what color you are.
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
>deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
>next four years.
>I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
>or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These
>should be targets.
>I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
>be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise
>never delay the rest of us again.
>I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
>I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
>pretend they are a political statement.
>I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
>I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
>mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
>I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is
>sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the
>If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you
>a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our