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[Adam L. Beberg]

On Fri, 23 Nov 2001, Bill Humphries wrote:

> I think it's that the message of the day is:
>
> "SPEND, YOU GODDAMED, MUTHAFUCKING PROLES!"

Hrm, I see a lot more of:

"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE buy out stuff, look, FREE shipping, look 20% off and
there isn't even a rush yet, by Xmas we'll have it 95% off trying to move
this crap you dont need. PLEASE our investors are getting restless."

With a good touch of:

"Buy this or you're a wife-beating godless terrorist, or you're saving the
money to pay bills or retire, either way you're an unamerican bastard."

I'm telling you "smart consumer" is an oxymoron. They shouldn't have banned
lead-based paint.

- Adam L. "Duncan" Beberg
  http://www.iit.edu/~beberg/
  beberg@mithral.com