And the survey said

[Grlygrl201@aol.com]

In a message dated Fri, 30 Nov 2001  4:39:14 AM Eastern Standard Time, Ingrid Melve <Ingrid.Melve@uninett.no> writes:

> > Dah... Smiling is one of those pre-modern signals.
> > 
> > Smiling back means either:
> > 1) Lets team up to keep the males from killing our young.
> > 2) Lets have sex.
> > 3) Want some food?
> > 
> > Thus, women will smile at each other, men will always smile back at a woman,
> > and women will smile back only at a male of high social status.
> 
> Finally I understand why the expression "motherhood and apple pie" gets 
> snickers from the crowd: it is because for their inner eye they are 
> picturing all the confused people who misunderstand 3) for 1 and 2 with 
> fatal social consequences.  The role of apple pie in American society 
> is confusing for those of us raised on fish.
> 
> 
> Ingrid
>  just say .no
>  .no rulez
> 
> 
> 
STILL laughing. 8-)

substitute "queen mum and fish & chips" to cop the patriotic meaning.

gg