Oink if you love Jesus
Wed, 3 Oct 2001 10:52:12 EDT
>From a friend
For those who don't rememer the mutiny against the British
at the Battle of Lucknow, the following "outside the box"
tactical response could send a very strong message with a very
Fly around ten C-130s filled with prime Arkansas razorbacks
over Kandahar during noon prayers and push the hogs out at low
altitude. Live pig bombs The top anti-US mullahs would be
taken out. Unholy, filthy pigs flying from the sky, creating a
sea of pig blood in the center of the mosque. Nobody takes
credit. US denies. Chalk it up to a "rogue operation."
Broadcast Porky Pig cartoons all across the world of Islam.
Drop Porky Pig comics from the sky along with little pigs
feet. All we want is Osama Bin Laden, right.
The ripple effect would be a tidal wave of shock, creating a
state of pan-Islamic paralysis from Casablanca to Jakarta. It
is the moral equivalent of crashing a couple of planes into
the WTC. And it is the last thing that would be expected from
the stupid Americans.
Phase II would be to deploy unmarked aircraft carrying
payloads of bombs filled with pigs blood designed to vaporize
before ground contact and have them hit all the dope poppy
fields in Afghnistan, Pakistan, the Bekaa valley, Turkey and
in Colombia. Nobody in those areas will ever go back to grow
dope poppies in those areas once that happens. Another shock
wave, and a major loss of income for international terrorists
and even some members of our political class.
Phase III would be to get our asses moving and have those
fucking fuel cell cars ready in five years and when it comes
time to do oil contracts, the US would simply say, sorry, we
don't your oil.
To destabilize a Jihad in progress, the most unconventional
tactics are necessary.