In your, uh, face

Wayne E Baisley
Fri, 05 Oct 2001 10:13:11 -0500

From: Dogbert <>
Subject: Dilbert Newsletter #37

> Dear Mr. Adams,
> The pop-up ads on your Web site are annoying! Please
> make them go away.
> Tommy
> Dear Commy,
> People have learned to ignore Web ads that don't move, so lately
> advertisers are only willing to pay for pop-up ads. Someday, after
> you learn to ignore pop-up ads too, then the advertisers will have
> to drive to your house and tattoo ads directly on your body. You'll
> be nostalgic for the good old days of pop-up ads. Enjoy them while
> you can.
> ...
> Sincerely,
> Dogbert

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