HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH (CAMP OSAMA)

R. A. Hettinga rah@shipwright.com
Mon, 22 Oct 2001 17:36:40 -0400


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Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2001 15:45:48 -0400
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HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH (CAMP OSAMA)
> > Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Camp Granada)"
> > [which was to the tune, "Dance of the Hours"]
> >
> > Hello Mullah,
> > Hello Fatah,
> > Here I am at
> > Camp Osama.
> > Camp is very
> > Entertaining,
> > And they say we'll have some fun in basic training.
> >
> > I went bombing
> > With Mohammed.
> > He blew up like
> > Halley's comet.
> > No use going
> > To the surgeons,
> > There were parts of him enough for sixty virgins.
> >
> > All the Sunnis
> > Hate the Saudis,
> > And the innies
> > Hate the outies,
> > But there's one thing
> > We agree on:
> > All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on.
> >
> > Camp looks nothing
> > Like the pictures
> > They showed us at
> > The recruiter's.
> > And the food is
> > Pretty rotten.
> > Guess it looks like I've been lied to by bin Laden.
> >
> > Take me home,
> > Oh Mullah, Fatah!
> > Take me home,
> > I hate Osama.
> > Don't leave me
> > Out in Afghanistan
> > To find my ashes in a can.
> >
> > Take me home,
> > I promise I won't
> > Pierce my ears
> > Or look at girls like
> > Britney Spears.
> > Oh, please don't make me stay,
> > I've been here one whole day.
> >
> > I hear airplanes,
> > They're approaching. . . .
> > All our bases
> > Are exploding!
> > There's no hiding
> > From a bomber--
> > Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama. . . .
> >
> > Sixty maidens,
> > And they're virgin,
> > But a slightly
> > Different version:
> > They all look like
> > Janet Reno!
> > Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?
> >
> > Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2001

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