"My Real Brain is ..."

Dave Long dl@silcom.com
Fri, 26 Oct 2001 11:03:00 -0700

> I could well be sporting a bumpersticker that says "My Real Brain is
> Goggle"

Please pass the brain[0], I need to...

... evaluate Adam vs. Daniel[1]:
    invisible.hand mene        41
    invisible.hand smith   13,400

... compare fame and infamy:
    bin.laden             694,000
    britney.spears        750,000

... check the Lennon Hypothesis:
    jesus.christ        1,370,000
    the.beatles         1,440,000

(overlaps left as an exercise for
the reader)


> Work sucks. 
> Long hours, ugly clothes, and only one Brain to pass around. 
> But the day is almost over, you've got one more easy task,
>   and life is pretty good. 
> If you can just get your hands on the Brain. 

[1] ranking stable since at least: