How 'Bout Relocating Israel to Mexico

Adam L. Beberg
Tue, 2 Apr 2002 18:35:33 -0800 (PST)

On Tue, 2 Apr 2002, Elias Sinderson wrote:

> There was also a very vocal orthodox group who would not accept anything
> less than the 'true holy land'.

As the article states, and I've argued before, anyone with any brains has
long ago grabbed their family and moved somewhere else...

In geek terms, it's like the female (Israel) that shows up at say a Linux
user group (the arab world). She gets stared at, harrased for thinking
computers are for more the violent games, mobbed, and doesnt come back. If
she comes back, she adapts by dressed in baggy unattractive clothes (burka),
and only appears with a BF or someone playin the role of her BF (no females
alone in public). [yes, I've played said role several times so that friends
would be comfortable at meetings]. Adapt or leave.

The people collectively left there now really just need a Darwin award for
being too blinded by religeon, or maybe it's all that useless sand in their
eyes. Israel is on an equal footing to the palastinians in the
"fundamentalist psycho" scale. And if they really think the USA is gonna
choose the Israel over cheap oil, then they really are that dumb.

Choice 1: Do nothing to help, Israelies eventually move or Darwin.
Choice 2: Help Israel, alienate most of the world, $4/gallon gassoline, a
  severe recession, and frequent suicide bombings and 9/11 style attacks in
  on US soil, probably some biological attacks too. Easily more americans
  killed then the whole population of Israel...

Hmmmm... tough choice there...

No easy solution... But they wont move, the only ones left are too dumb.

- Adam L. "Duncan" Beberg