Terrorist Overlord

John Hall johnhall@evergo.net
Fri, 12 Apr 2002 11:50:02 -0700


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>From John Ringo:
 
I was just looking at the Evil Overlord list, and I realized that it's
probably a good format for a "Terrorist Overlord" list.

If I am ever a Terrorist Overlord:

I will not plan a really major attack on the United States to occur
during
the administration of a Texan.

I will not occupy "invincible caves".

I will not depend for my survival upon a one-eyed madman who thinks that
Sixth Century technology and "the birds of the sky" are effective
weapons
against the United States Air Force.

I will bomb Special Operations Command, not the Pentagon. "Never do an
enemy
a small injury."

I will first send groups to blow up the US's complete supply of
something
called "daisy cutters."

And the factories that produce them.

And anyone who even knows what they look like.

I will not bomb the Israelis during Passover. Or Rosh Hashanah. Or Yom
Kippur.

Come to think of it, I don't care what my subjects think, I'll leave the
friggin Jew-boys alone.

I will refrain from having video taken of me while laughing my ass off
at
the poor stupid martyrs who flew the planes. I know that no one in the
terrorist world will believe it is actually me, the gullible idiots, but
it's pretty hard to fool the rest of the world. And _the rest of the
world_
is the ones that are going to be sitting at the trial. If there is one.

I will blow up Al-Jazeera; they got me into this mess.


Andrew Norris added:
I will read history. And remember what the Americans did LAST time they
were attacked. I think leave them and the Jew-boys alone is a good idea.
 
 

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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'>From John <span =
class=3DSpellE>Ringo</span>:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>I was just looking at the Evil Overlord list, and I
realized that it's<br>
<span class=3DGramE>probably</span> a good format for a &quot;Terrorist
Overlord&quot; list.<br>
<br>
If I am ever a Terrorist Overlord:<br>
<br>
I will not plan a really major attack on the =
</span></font><st1:country-region><st1:place><font
  size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'>United
  States</span></font></st1:place></st1:country-region><font size=3D2
face=3DVerdana><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'> to =
occur
during<br>
<span class=3DGramE>the</span> administration of a Texan.<br>
<br>
I will not occupy &quot;invincible caves&quot;.<br>
<br>
I will not depend for my survival upon a one-eyed madman who thinks =
that<br>
Sixth Century technology and &quot;the birds of the sky&quot; are =
effective
weapons<br>
<span class=3DGramE>against</span> the =
</span></font><st1:country-region><st1:place><font
  size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'>United
  States</span></font></st1:place></st1:country-region><font size=3D2
face=3DVerdana><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'> Air =
Force.<br>
<br>
I will bomb Special Operations Command, not the Pentagon. &quot;Never do =
an
enemy<br>
<span class=3DGramE>a</span> small injury.&quot;<br>
<br>
I will first send groups to blow up the =
</span></font><st1:country-region><st1:place><font
  size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'>US</span></font></st1:plac=
e></st1:country-region><font
size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana'>'s
complete supply of something<br>
<span class=3DGramE>called</span> &quot;daisy cutters.&quot;<br>
<br>
And the factories that produce them.<br>
<br>
And anyone who even knows what they look like.<br>
<br>
I will not bomb the Israelis during Passover. <span class=3DGramE>Or =
Rosh
Hashanah.</span> Or Yom<br>
<span class=3DGramE>Kippur.</span><br>
<br>
Come to think of it, I don't care what my subjects think, I'll leave =
the<br>
<span class=3DSpellE><span class=3DGramE>friggin</span></span> Jew-boys =
alone.<br>
<br>
I will refrain from having video taken of me while laughing my ass off =
at<br>
<span class=3DGramE>the</span> poor stupid martyrs who flew the planes. =
I know
that no one in the<br>
<span class=3DGramE>terrorist</span> world will believe it is actually =
me, the
gullible idiots, but<br>
<span class=3DGramE>it's</span> pretty hard to fool the rest of the =
world. And
_the rest of the world_<br>
<span class=3DGramE>is</span> the ones that are going to be sitting at =
the trial.
<span class=3DGramE>If there is one.</span><br>
<br>
I will blow up Al-<span class=3DSpellE>Jazeera</span>; they got me into =
this mess.<br
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
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font-family:Verdana'>Andrew Norris added:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D2 face=3DVerdana><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana'>I will read history. And remember what the =
Americans did
LAST time they<br>
<span class=3DGramE>were</span> attacked. I think leave them and the =
Jew-boys
alone is a good idea.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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