"Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch...."(was Re: My brain hurts)
Wed, 24 Jul 2002 08:53:59 EDT
Xander Blakley quotes a Russian joke in his terrific book _Siberia Bound_.
Frenchman, American, and Russian get to talking bout which country has the
more desireable women. Frenchman says, "Ah, when a Frenchman puts his hands
around zee waist of his lover, his fingers form a complete circle and
touch--not because his hands are so large, but because zee French woman's
waist is so slender."
American says "Yep, but when an American woman gets on a horse, her heels
reach all the way down to the ground--and it's not because American horses
are short, but because American women have such endlessly long, sexy legs."
Russian says: "Da, but when a Russian slaps his wife's ass on his way out
of the house in the morning, it's still jiggling when he comes back after
work--and it's not because her ass is so big, but because the Russian work
day is so short."