Silver lining of the spam & virus epidemic...

chris arkenberg
Mon, 17 Jun 2002 18:31:38 -0700

Whoah dude! I feel like I just looked into your asshole and saw all 
the way up to your hindbrain, all reptilic and covered in chancres, 
floating in a pool of primordial endocrine secretions. I am afraid 
yet I cannot look away. In this darkness something stirs in the 
corner... the scrape of talons on steel? the rip of flesh from bone? 
the stench of flatus? I fear it yet I can only draw nearer, nearer to 
the cavernous maw of cynicism and self-loathing that threatens to 
devour, devoid of caring yet bound to tell it like it is so that 
future generations of slackmongers, bitjockeys, and wareriders will 
not succumb to the ways of Harley. A middle-aged Chapel Perilous, I 
am spat out the other end onto wet concrete, the taste of remorse 
clings to my tongue, my body glistens with gelatinous protoplams. I 
am reborn.

Truly now I am a Forker.

At 9:13 PM -0400 6/17/02, Tom wrote:
>You all act like you never seen tomwhore befores
>jaws all on the floor like monica down on all fours
>as bill was whoopin her ass worse than al gore
>on an AOL chat room  yelling "Im Your Daddy"
>Its the return of of the ....ah wait, no way your kidding
>he didnt just post what I think he did, did he?
>And Rohit said.....nothing you idiots
>Rohits locked up in my basement
>Fork readers love tommywhore
>whicky whicky whack
>"Tomwhore, Im sick of him
>Look at his posts, sending without spell checking
>cursing every third line"
>"Yeah but hes so cute though"
>Yeah I probably got a couple of screws loose
>but no worse than whats going on your hardrive
>"Rob Harley dont gotta cuss in his posts to make a point"
>well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too
>Im sick of you ethical little pc facist forkers
>So I have been sent here to destroy you
>and theres more than a few of us  like me
>who cuss like me who just dont give a fuck like me
>who spell like me, post like me and download like me
>and just might be the next best thing but not quite me
>But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
>Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
>Im tomwhore, yes im the real whore
>all the whiney fork poster are just irritating
>so wont the real fork posters please post up
>please post  up please post"
>     With appologies to Marshall Mathers.
>"And I think about the dirt Ill be wearing for a shirt
>and I hope that I get old before I die" TMBG