Jumping the shark has jumped the shark...

[Joseph S. Barrera III]

Meltsner, Kenneth wrote:
> other may feel that the introduction of the Ewoks
 > in RotJ was the beginning of the end for that saga.

I vote for the Ewok theory.
Kill the little fuckers! Kill 'em all!

- Joe

"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury...

"I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and Gentlemen,
  this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but
  Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it, that does not
  make sense. Why would a wookie, an eight foot tall wookie, want to live
  on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
  But more importantly you have to ask yourself, what does this have to
  do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen it has nothing to do
  with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer,
  defending a major Union society, and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does
  that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None
  of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that
  jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation,
  does it make sense? No! Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, it
  does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit."

"The defense rests."

-- 
"For a toxic thing you sure smell pretty
  Summer, salt and wine
  For a quiet boy you sure talk dirty
  A velvet bed of nails"