Jumping the shark has jumped the shark...
Thu, 2 May 2002 11:23:57 -0700
Ah the infamous Chewbacca Defense....
You rule, Joe.
At 11:10 AM -0700 5/2/02, Joseph S. Barrera III wrote:
>Meltsner, Kenneth wrote:
>>other may feel that the introduction of the Ewoks
> > in RotJ was the beginning of the end for that saga.
>I vote for the Ewok theory.
>Kill the little fuckers! Kill 'em all!
>"Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury...
>"I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and Gentlemen,
> this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but
> Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it, that does not
> make sense. Why would a wookie, an eight foot tall wookie, want to live
> on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
> But more importantly you have to ask yourself, what does this have to
> do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen it has nothing to do
> with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer,
> defending a major Union society, and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does
> that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None
> of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that
> jury room deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation,
> does it make sense? No! Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury, it
> does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit."
>"The defense rests."
>"For a toxic thing you sure smell pretty
> Summer, salt and wine
> For a quiet boy you sure talk dirty
> A velvet bed of nails"