[FUNNY] George W. Bush Has A Heart Attack

Jeff Bone jbone at deepfile.com
Wed Apr 30 11:58:34 PDT 2003


[ NB, Russell:  this would be one worth simulating. ;-) ]


George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil.

"You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to 
stay
here,  so  I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks 
here who
weren't  quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.

The devil opened the first room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large 
pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and
over.  Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. 
I'm
not  a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.  All he did was swing that 
hammer,
time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my 
shoulder.  I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
commented George.

The devil opened a third door.  In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in 
spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

.

.

.


The devil smiled and said...

.

.

.

"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"





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