Oh shut up and laugh, its funny

Tom tomwhore@slack.net
Thu, 30 Jan 2003 14:38:42 -0500 (EST)


I usualy DO NOT pass on jokes I get via the great Ghanges of textual
effluvium , but this one had me cracking a rib. OK, not cracking, but it
made me laugh outloud

SO hit the D key if you want now, you have that choice.....Elsewise...

>An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
>take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for
>work in six weeks."
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>A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
>person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
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>A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
>take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
>looking for work in two weeks."
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>The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we
>recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
>House, and now half the country is looking for work