Optimistic Scenario

James Rogers jamesr@best.com
Tue, 18 Mar 2003 13:27:23 -0800


Jeff Bone wrote:
> 
> UUUUGHGNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNN!


Easy there.  By virtue of certain government standards, you may exceed the
turd length design specification of some toilets:

http://msis.jsc.nasa.gov/sections/section10.asp#10.3.3.1

Anything longer than the 330mm (13 inch) turd length limit risks uncertain
consequences.  
We need to implement turd control.  Its for the children.