[SPORK] The Sum of all Fears: Reaction of the Muslim "Street"

Eugen Leitl eugen@leitl.org
Wed, 26 Mar 2003 12:05:18 +0100 (CET)


On Tue, 25 Mar 2003, Joseph S Barrera III wrote:

> Well, it's only about 500 miles from Baghdad to Armageddon...

ORD DATE/TIME: 06.22.95/18.30.12
ORD DEST: TARTARUS 11246
ORD PROC NO: 624798X61R65
ORD DESC:

DUE TO UNEXPECTED, EXTREME, AND VOLATILE RESISTANCE AMONG CERTAIN 
INHABITANTS IN THE CAMP, CERTAIN DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS MUST BE TAKEN IN 
ORDER TO CURB THIS POSSIBLE DANGER TO THE ADMINISTRATION. IN A QUESTIONING 
ONE SPECIFIC INHABITANT MADE KNOWN HIS PLANS TO "…do anything in [HIS] 
power to stop this." THIS INHABITANT, ALONG WITH OTHERS IN THE CAMP (LIST 
IS ATTACHED) MUST IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED IN THE SKINNER BOX TO PREPARE FOR 
UPLOADING INTO THE COLLECTIVE REASONING PLAN, THEN SHIPPED TO SEPARATE 
CAMPS IN EBERUS.

ORD ATTACH LIST:

*INHABITANT 9875192, NAME CHAD NATHAN MICTHEL*
*INHABITANT 2961182, NAME KEVIN ROBERT PETERSEN*
*INHABITANT 6873215, NAME DAVID ALLEN MILSON*
*ANY INHABITANTS IN INTIMATE CONTACT WITH THESE THREE*

ORD FREQ 9216
ORD TERMINATED
CITY OF DIS END TRANSMISSION