[BITS] Time-traveler arrested for insider trading

Jeff Bone jbone@deepfile.com
Fri, 28 Mar 2003 00:49:46 -0600


Russell, this is the best FoRK link of all time.  (Yuk yuk yuk...)  
Seriously!  What a fucking side-splitter!

Suspend all disbelief and credulity for just a moment, and consider:  
what if it's *true?*

Wow.  Cool.  Even though he is a freakin' nut --- he's a funny nut, and 
he's got mad skillz regardless.  $800 to $350M in a coupla weeks?  Wow. 
  Insider trading doesn't usually leverage that well.

Thank you, thank you, thank you...


PS - note to self:  presence of other time travelers from the future 
poses significant threat of causality flux and temporal continuum 
destabilization;  must neutralize this interloper, the 21st century is