[BITS] Time-traveler arrested for insider trading
Fri, 28 Mar 2003 00:49:46 -0600
Russell, this is the best FoRK link of all time. (Yuk yuk yuk...)
Seriously! What a fucking side-splitter!
Suspend all disbelief and credulity for just a moment, and consider:
what if it's *true?*
Wow. Cool. Even though he is a freakin' nut --- he's a funny nut, and
he's got mad skillz regardless. $800 to $350M in a coupla weeks? Wow.
Insider trading doesn't usually leverage that well.
Thank you, thank you, thank you...
PS - note to self: presence of other time travelers from the future
poses significant threat of causality flux and temporal continuum
destabilization; must neutralize this interloper, the 21st century is