God Loves WMDs

Dave Long dl at silcom.com
Thu Aug 28 00:20:45 PDT 2003

... in fact, He loves them* so
much that He assumed them into
heaven -- which would explain
why we can't find them now.


:: :: ::

* taking this line of thought a
little further, one can imagine
an Onion interview where He asks
"when you sought a War on Terror,
did you not first ask yourselves
to Whom the Terrible swift sword

he thought about his parents/and the girl he'd left behind
he thought about the medics/and wondered what they'd find

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