U.S. Nabs Former Employee...

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Jessica Lynch captures Saddam

Greg Palast -

12.15.03 - Former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein was taken into custody 
yesterday at 8:30 p.m. Baghdad time. Various television executives, 
White House spin doctors and propaganda experts at the Pentagon now 
wrestle with the question of whether to claim PFC Jessica Lynch seized 
the ex-potentate or that Saddam surrendered after close hand-to-hand 
combat with current Iraqi strongman Paul Bremer III.

Ex-President Hussein himself told US military interrogators that he had 
surfaced after hearing of the appointment of his long-time associate 
James Baker III to settle Iraq's debts. "Hey, my homeboy Jim owes me 
big time," Mr. Hussein stated. He asserted that Baker and the prior 
Bush regime, "owe me my back pay. After all I did for these guys you'd 
think they'd have the decency to pay up."

The Iraqi dictator then went on to list the "hits" he conducted on 
behalf of the Baker-Bush administrations, ending with the invasion of 
Kuwait in 1990, authorized by the former US secretary of state Baker.

Mr. Hussein cited the transcript of his meeting on July 25, 1990 in 
Baghdad with US Ambassador April Glaspie. When Saddam asked Glaspie if 
the US would object to an attack on Kuwait over the small emirate's 
theft of Iraqi oil, America's Ambassador told him, "We have no 
opinion... Secretary [of State James] Baker has directed me to 
emphasize the instruction... that Kuwait is not associated with 

Glaspie, in Congressional testimony in 1991, did not deny the 
authenticity of the recording of her meeting with Saddam, which world 
diplomats took as US acquiescence to an Iraqi invasion.

While having his hair styled by US military makeover artists, Saddam 
listed jobs completed at the request of his allies in the Carter, 
Reagan and Bush administrations for which he claims back wages:

1979: Seizes power with US approval; moves allegiance from Soviets to 
USA in Cold War.

1980: Invades Iran, then the "Unicycle of Evil," with US encouragement 
and arms.

1982: Reagan regime removes Saddam's regime from official US list of 
state sponsors of terrorism.

1983: Saddam hosts Donald Rumsfeld in Baghdad. Agrees to "go steady" 
with US corporate suppliers.

1984: US Commerce Department issues license for export of aflatoxin to 
Iraq useable in biological weapons.

1988: Kurds in Halabja, Iraq, gassed.

1987-88: US warships destroy Iranian oil platforms in Gulf and break 
Iranian blockade of Iraq shipping lanes, tipping war advantage back to 

In Baghdad today, the US-installed replacement for Saddam, Paul Bremer, 
appeared to acknowledge his predecessor Saddam's prior work for the US 
State Department when he told Iraqis, "For decades, you suffered at the 
hands of this cruel man. For decades, Saddam Hussein divided you and 
threatened an attack on your neighbors."

In reaction to the Bremer speech, Mr. Hussein said, "Do you think those 
decades of causing suffering, division and fear come cheap?" Noting 
that for half of that period, the suffering, division and threats were 
supported by Washington, Saddam added, "So where's the thanks? You'd 
think I'd at least get a gold watch or something for all those years on 
US payroll."

In a televised address from the Oval Office, George W. Bush raised 
Saddam's hopes of compensation when he cited Iraq's "dark and painful 
history" under the US-sponsored Hussein dictatorship.

Saddam was also heartened by Mr. Bush's promise that, "The capture of 
Saddam Hussein does not mean the end of violence in Iraq." With new 
attacks by and on US and other foreign occupation forces, the former 
strongman stated, "It's reassuring to know my legacy of darkness and 
pain for Iraqis will continue under the leadership of President Bush."

While lauding the capture of Mr. Hussein, experts caution that the War 
on Terror is far from over, noting that Osama bin Laden, James Baker 
and George W. Bush remain at large.

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