[FoRK] The United States of Portland

Joseph S. Barrera III joe at barrera.org
Tue Mar 16 05:23:34 PST 2004


Dr. Robert J. Harley wrote:

>  I was wondering,.. if I have a lump of keratin surgically implanted
>  on my forehead and sculpt it into a pointy horn-thing, can I legally
>  marry a fellow rhinoceros in Texas? A female one, natch... I'm not
>  into that homo-rhino action personally.

Texas bases its decision on DNA. So the answer is no.

- Joe

P.S. Is Rhinogamy popular in France? Just curious.



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