[FoRK] One Anarchy Burger to go, Hold the Government

Contempt for Meatheads jbone at place.org
Thu Apr 15 11:32:57 PDT 2004


GB writes:

 > ...

ALERT!  POTENTIAL DEFECTION DETECTED, ALERT LEVEL YELLOW, AFFRONT LEVEL 
GOLDENROD.  POSSIBLE CONTRACT VIOLATION.  THE DATE AND TIME OF THIS 
POTENTIAL DEFECTION HAVE BEEN NOTED IN THE RECORDS.  YOUR SOCIAL 
CONTINUITY INSURANCE PROVIDER HEREBY SERVES NOTICE THAT YOU MAY HAVE 
VIOLATED YOUR TERMS OF AGREEMENT AND YOUR SOCIAL LIABILITY COVERAGE ON 
THIS LIST IS HEREBY TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED PENDING FURTHER 
INVESTIGATION.  THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING IN THIS DEFECTION CYCLE.  
FURTHER POTENTIAL DEFECTIONS MAY RESULT IN THE PERMANENT SUSPENSION OF 
YOUR COVERAGE AS PROVIDED FOR IN THE TERMS OF AGREEMENT.

IF YOU WISH TO CONTEST THIS SUSPENSION, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR HANDBOOK 
FOR COVERAGE REINSTATEMENT PETITION PROCEDURES.  PLEASE CONTACT YOUR 
AGENT IF YOU NO LONGER HAVE A COPY OF THE HANDBOOK OR WITH ANY FURTHER 
QUESTIONS.

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FURTHER POTENTIAL DEFECTIONS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COOPERATION.

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FIRST UNIVERSAL SOCIAL CONTINUITY GUARANTORS, INC.






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