[FoRK] Kalashnikov

Bill Humphries bill at whump.com
Sun Sep 26 23:48:48 PDT 2004

On Sep 26, 2004, at 10:27 PM, J.Andrew Rogers wrote:

> If the Kalashnikov metaphor holds, the vodka tastes like goat piss but 
> will absolutely, positively kill every motherfucking brain cell in the 
> room.  Accept no substitutes.

That's a better slogan than the "0 Calories, 0 Carbs" banner for 
Bacardi Rum an airplane was towing around Shoreline Park this 

This concept of diet and Atkins-friendly booze is just plain wrong.

What next, organic cigarettes [1]?

[1] http://www.attra.org/attra-pub/tobacco.html

-- whump

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