[FoRK] What Osama might have told America

Adam L Beberg beberg at mithral.com
Tue Nov 2 20:31:39 PST 2004


More evil genius stuff (why are they always evil?)

Adam L. Beberg


What Osama might have told America
By Spengler

Al-Jazeera aired only four minutes of Osama bin Laden's videotape 
released last week, leaving the media to guess about what the remaining 
14 minutes might contain. An anonymous source sent me what purports to 
be a transcript of the rest of the tape. I cannot  vouch for its 
authenticity, but it is just what I would have said if I were Osama bin 

Here is what Osama bin Laden supposedly said:

"People of America, it does not matter whom you choose as president. 
Islam will prevail. We do not have to fight you; we merely have to let 
you destroy yourselves. The Great Satan is a monster that devours its 

"Slanderers claim that I represent an authoritarian form of Islam. But 
what has the freedom of the modern world done to your Christianity? 
Religion has died in Europe. You have done even worse. Like everything 
in the Greater America of globalization, you have turned religion into a 
consumer goods. Americans choose among 139 major brands of Christianity. 
Your old churches close for lack of worshippers, and you build new 
churches in shopping malls where religion is sold along with sausages. [1]

"You have made a modern world, and you brand us as relics of a tenebrous 
past. You say that we are violent, but you have raised your children in 
a nightmare of violence unlike anything the world has seen before. By 
the time an American child reaches the age of 18, he will have seen on 
television 40,000 murders and 200,000 other acts of violence. [2]

"Slanderers in your midst say that Islam oppresses women. Islam protects 
the modesty of women with purdah and the veil. You turn your women into 
whores. You cannot turn on your television without hearing a vulgar 
mention of sex every three minutes. [3]

"Not only do your children incessantly observe violence and sex, but you 
give them the means to play at it. The most popular computer game for 
American children, called Grand Theft Auto, encourages the player to buy 
relations with a prostitute and afterward beat her to death.

"Slanderers in your midst claim that Islam promotes violence against 
women. Your worship of the flesh provokes women to commit violence 
against themselves. At American universities, two out of five female 
students starve themselves or vomit up their food in a perverse attempt 
to fit the criteria for sexual attractiveness established by your 
fashion industry. [4]

"Your evil will destroy your seed. It is not merely the fatherless and 
despised, the poor and outcast, who wither and perish in the 
contaminated soil of America, but the coddled offspring of your 
prosperous elites. You have given your young people freedom, but it has 
only brought them misery. You have depraved them with your false promise 
of freedoms and left them with nothing but terror of the world, to the 
point that one in six of your university students suffers a mental 
illness. [5]

"People of America, your leaders falsely tell you that jihadis love 
death rather than life. It is true that life to us means more than the 
material existence on this Earth, but also life everlasting - but did 
not your prophets tell you the same thing? If we hate life, why do we 
have more children than you? The population of the Arab world doubled 
during the 20 years between 1978 and 1998, and between 1998 and 2010 
will have grown by yet another third. [6]

"It is you, not us, who foster a culture of death. Where in the Muslim 
world can you find a form of music such as 'death metal', which revels 
in the putrefaction of human flesh? Groups with names like Cannibal 
Corpse have sold scores of millions of records. This, O Americans, is 
the blessing progress which you propose in your benevolence to bestow 
upon Muslim youth? It would be better to learn from us how to cut a 
flute from a reed. [7]

"One candidate tells you that he will enlist foreign allies in your 
crusade against us. These supposed allies are the ones who love death. 
In half a century the number of Europeans will fall by 50 million, 
because the Europeans no longer love life enough to bring new life into 
this world. Three hundred and twenty years ago a Muslim army stood 
before the gates of Vienna, and Europe barely escaped conversion to the 
true faith at swordpoint. During the next half-century Muslims will 
wander into Europe and replenish the half-empty towns with people, and 
the sound of children's voices once again will be heard - but in Arabic.

"Because they hate life, your supposed allies are cowards. Half a 
millennium ago the Spanish empire drove Islam from its territory; this 
year a few bombs at a railway station panicked the pathetic remnants of 
Spain into retreat from Iraq. You are fools to count on them. Even the 
Zionist Bernard Lewis admits that Islam will prevail in Europe before 
the end of this century.

"People of America, your soldiers are brave but your leaders are fools. 
You tremble at the loss of a thousand lives in Iraq. Perhaps with 
another thousand, and a thousand more, you will establish the peace of 
the cemetery in the cities of the Mesopotamian plain for another month 
or another year. We do not think in terms of next month, or next year. 
We look with hope and resolution toward the victory of our children's 
children, who will dominate Europe. Their children's children will 
dominate America.

"Abandon the false hope of freedom and submit to Allah. You cannot go 
back to the traditional life of your forefathers, because the monster of 
globalization has plowed it under. Not an American in 20 could find his 
way back to the village of his great-grandfather. You cannot go forward, 
because your souls are too weak to find a way through the pitfalls of 
the modern world. Like the Europeans, you too will become weary of life, 
weary of raising children, weary of your mastery - and the world will 
belong to us.

"Have a nice day."


[1] US megachurches bring shopping mall theology to thirtysomethings. 
'As Americans like going to shopping malls for all their consumer needs 
in one spot, so self-styled "megachurches" are the fastest growing form 
of service in the country. They offer a one-stop spiritual supermarket. 
A cafe sells food and drinks. Baptisms are conducted at a pool to one 
side where "warm water" is promised. There are picnic spots and walks 
through manicured gardens in addition to church softball and basketball 
teams. Parties are held for singles to meet fellow believers. The 
church's target market is the thirtysomethings, many now with young 
children, who are seeking to return to religion. Having grown up in an 
era of consumerism they are looking not only for God in a church, but 
also a variety of facilities.'

[2] TV Bloodbath: Violence on Prime Time Broadcast TV

[3] Wired for Raunch. "The overall combined per-hour rate of sexual 
references, use of coarse language, and instances of violence was 21.7."

[4] Psychology Today, November/December 2004, p 62: "Anorexia or bulimia 
in florid or subclinical form now afflicts 40 percent of women at some 
time in their college career."

[5] Loc Cit. "The University of Michigan Depression Center … estimates 
that 15 percent of college students are suffering from that disorder 

[6] Middle East Economic Survey, Nov 15, 1999.

[7] Cannibal Corpse lyrics

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