[FoRK] Fwd: [Culture] High Court Orders Tom DeLay's Feeding Tube Removed

Joe Barrera joe at barrera.org
Tue Mar 22 18:14:07 PST 2005

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Subject:     [Culture] High Court Orders Tom DeLay's Feeding Tube Removed
Date:     Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:28:44 EST
From:     Benseraglio2 at aol.com
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To:     culture at list.purple.com

High Court Orders Tom DeLay's Feeding Tube Removed
Mar 22 2005 by Ross Bender
In a surprise 8-1 decision today, the United States Supreme Court 
ordered that the feeding tube which has been keeping Tom DeLay (R-TX) 
alive be removed.
Writing for the majority, Justice Antonin Scalia stated that "there is 
absolutely no hope that the Congressman will ever regain cognitive 
function. It's embarrassing to have the guy flopping around the House of 
Representatives in his vegetative state. This Court is doing him and the 
whole Republican Party a favor by yanking the tube."
Congressman DeLay entered a coma approximately seven months ago and has 
been kept alive by a tube which delivers water and nutrients to his 
braindead body. DeLay has caused something of a spectacle in the US 
Capitol building, attracting howling mobs of frenzied fundamentalists 
who bang their heads against the floor and flagellate themselves in 
their appeal to God to bring the Congressman back to life.
US Marshals have been working overtime to control the spectators who 
come to pray with the Congressman, and now only registered 
Fundamentalists with certified fatwas from Pat Robertson are allowed 
near the body. Mel Gibson was recently arrested when he tried to break 
through the cordons to "pray with DeLay."
The Republican-dominated House Ethics Committee passed a special bill 
last month which would allow the popular Texas Congressman to keep his 
seat in the House of Representatives even after he is officially 
declared dead. Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has complained 
bitterly that the Republicans "already have enough braindead members in 
their delegation; now they apparently want stinking corpses to keep 
their seats too."
Chief Justice William Rehnquist was the only dissent in the 8-1 
decision, apparently since he had some "apprehension" about whether the 
Court would also decide to remove his own feeding tube.
(from www.deadbrain.com)

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