[FoRK] Stephen Colbert's Eagle

Albert S. < albert.scherbinsky at rogers.com > on > Wed Sep 13 22:21:59 PDT 2006

On tonight's episode of the Colbert Report, Stephen
reported that his eagle Little Stephen had escaped to
Canada.

I have been contacted by PETOC(People for the Equal
Treatment of Canadians). They have informed me that
they have captured Little Stephen. They were offended
by Stephen's remark that Canadians have the scent of
softwood lumber. To quote the the PETOC contact, "Is
that the best Colbert can do. Canadians have way more
that can be mocked than just their fresh pine scent.".

PETOC's only demand for the release of Little Stephen
is that Colbert give Canadians the full and proper
mocking that they deserve.

Regards,
Albert


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