[FoRK] Condoms and condiments
<jbone at place.org> on
Mon May 28 18:18:02 PDT 2007
J: "Condoms aren't a problem, it's the lack of them that's a problem."
A: "I say, condiments are not a problem!"
J: "What's that?"
A: "Mustard. Ketchup. All that. Just fine, thank you!"
J: "What's that got to do with condoms?"
A: "Perhaps you could be more specific. Which condiments? What's
the problem with them?"
J: "Uh... huh. Well, as I was saying, condoms --- or really the
restricted availability thereof --- are a problem."
A: "What have you got against condiments? Answer the question!"
J: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
A: "I like mustard."
J: "That's wonderful. Catch up..."
A: "What have you got against ketchup? You're such a hater."
J: "Nothing! I like it! I have no problem with ketchup! Or mustard!"
A: "Then why did you say you had a problem with it, er, them?"
J: "I didn't, I said condoms were the problem..."
A: "There you go again!"
J: "...or rather, not the problem themselves, it's the lack of them
that's the problem!"
A: "And what about the mayonnaise?!?!? Huh? What about THAT?"
J: <shoots self in head>
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