[FoRK] Frozen custard will destroy the planet

[Aaron Burt]

I have had frozen custard, twice in my life.  Both times, I have become
thorougly convinced that it could save the world, if only world leaders
could gather with their cones (or bowls, as preferred) of frozen
goodness, and find in its technologically-enabled rich yumminess, the
one thing that they could initially all agree on. 

Frozen Custard could also destroy the world, but only if some of those
leaders insisted that they were vegan or something, and couldn't
participate in that ultimate Convocation of Custardy Kindness.

(The preceding was brought to you by the A.R.P. Imitation Foundation)

> ...or, equally plausible, what this FREAKING NUT has to say:
>   http://tailrank.com/4234694/Pope-Says-Abortion-Gay-Marriage-Are- 
> Obstacles-to-World-Peace

Well, yeah, but he's got an ideology to uphold.

I'd say something ruder but I'm still in the job market,
  Aaron