[FoRK] "Worship Me or I will torture you forever. Have a nice day." God.

[Stephen D. Williams]

 From a post here:
http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/23/1313229

Isn't that a nice summary?
What are the minimal additions?
"And I've instructed the guys to your left and right that they will only 
get into Heaven if they shun, and preferably kill you."

On second thought, don't answer that.  Sorry I brought it up.  ;-)

sdw