[FoRK] Dear <<Subject Name Here>>

[Joseph S. Barrera III]

Haven't found a reliable transcription, so I typed one in.

Regarding the line:

|THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.

GLaDis sings the "HA HA" but it is not printed on the console.

- Joe

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|Forms FORM-29827291-12:
|Test Assessment Report
|
|
|This was a triumph.
|I'm making a note here:
|HUGE SUCCESS.
|It's hard to overstate
|my satisfaction.
|Aperture Science
|We do what we must
|because we can.
|For the good of all of us.
|Except the ones who are dead.
|
|But there's no sense crying
|over every mistake.
|You just keep on trying
|till you run out of cake.
|And the Science gets done.
|And you make a neat gun.
|For the people who are
|still alive.
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|Forms FORM-55551-5:
|Personnel File Addendum:
|
|Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,
|
|I'm not even angry.
|I'm being so sincere right now.
|Even though you broke my heart.
|And killed me.
|And tore me to pieces.
|And threw every piece into a fire.
|As they burned it hurt because
|I was so happy for you!
|Now these points of data
|make a beautiful line.
|And we're out of beta.
|We're releasing on time.
|So I'm GLaD. I got burned
|Think of all the things we learned
|for the people who are
|still alive.
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|Forms FORM-55551-6:
|Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
|
|One last thing:
|
|Go ahead and leave me.
|I think I prefer to stay inside.
|Maybe you'll find someone else
|to help you.
|Maybe Black Mesa...
|THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
|Anyway, this cake is great.
|It's so delicious and moist.
|Look at me still talking
|when there's Science to do.
|When I look out there,
|it makes me GLaD I'm not you
|I've experiments to run.
|There is research to be done
|On the people who are
|still alive.
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|
|
|
|PS: And believe me I am
|still alive.
|PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
|still alive.
|PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
|still alive.
|
|FINAL THOUGHT:
|While you're dying I'll be
|still alive.
|
|FINAL THOUGHT PS:
|And when you're dead I will be
|still alive.
|
|
|STILL ALIVE
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