[FoRK] Totally tasteless presidential candidate analysis
<jbone at place.org> on
Thu Apr 24 17:58:14 PDT 2008
(I polled a select sample of the viewing audience for guidance about
whether this was over-the-top, but what the heck...)
Hillary pro: presumably already through menopause and hormonally
stabilized, so no red tide / red button worries.
Hillary con: 4+ years of the Chairman Mao pantsuit. And Bill won't
look good in it, either. Plus, HE may not be through menopause yet.
McCain pro: years of legislative experience stretching back to
McCain con: will spend all of his time yelling for tourists to "get
off the goddamn White House lawn!"
Obama pro: actually considered changing his name to "Lookee Here,
Folks, I Ain't Bush!"
Obama con: tax-subsidized National Free Chicken and Waffles for
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