[FoRK] The Great American Teabagging

Wayne Baisley baisley at alumni.rice.edu
Sun Mar 1 13:00:00 PST 2009

Are you down in the "Dumps" over a retirement fund that's going into the 
"Toilet", fixated on a "Stinky" economy that's "Wiping" out your "Future"?

Well, "Flush" those cares away!  You don't have to settle for an ordinary 
Trillion Dollar "Crap" Sandwich.  Shrug off that "Load", Atlas, and turn your 
frown upside down with a fabulously fluted, decorated "Creation" from Mme 
Antoinette's "Let Them Eat Caka" boutique!  Way better than a TARPie (the 
blanket bailout with restraining sleeves)!  Not a shallow, decadent waste of 
time like inferior productions, this is ShamWowser's 2 Houses (of Congress) 1 
(Decorating) Tube, for a Stimulus You Won't Overcome!  Get your 2H1T today!


(Results may vary and are never typical.  May "Tank" your economy in most 
cases.  The "Cake" may be a lie.  Fear itself may not be the only thing to 
fear.  Teabags not included.  Not guaranteed not to leave a "Dark Brown" taste 
in the mouth.  Side-effects may include Depressions and Seizures.)

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