[FoRK] InSanitarium: Count the crazies

Bill Kearney wkearney99 at hotmail.com
Wed Feb 29 18:58:50 PST 2012

I'm rather surprised my spam filter didn't chuck out that gibberish.

On 2/29/2012 8:10 PM, Steve Nordquist wrote:
> Waaait for it; Romney at the Convention comes out in KISH drag, makes
> every mistake in _Detroit Mjetl City_ in 1/2 hour of Ur-pandering to
> people born in the '40s, when Ron P₳l comes out, buff and covered in
> henna, somehow with a dress collar and lacing boots, with a really nice
> piece of shoegaze Paul McCartney just cannot carry off on the same
> contrabass violin.
> 47 minutes or so are spent addressing new ventures. focusing on Black
> and Coastal-Emigrant concerns in USA and BAFTA.
> A recess is declared with mastery in Wii Championship Volleyball
> demonstrated by a mystery candidate; a series of gerrymandering blather
> invoking the incumbent suddenly gains spirited meter, styling, vocal
> range and texture; Lori Adelman comes out, announced as the Presidential
> Candidate to a slideshow titled 'Initiative' by Paula Scɚr.
> Then they are joined by M83 and all turn into sheep with jetpacks as
> Anonymous parade up and down jello slides on either side of the stage,
> bearing praise and budget compliance with simpler rules on whiteboards.
> An intermission featuring a combed spectrum of red lights a Cond-Nast
> Danger Rʭʭm caters to my-particular-hypertension-is-normal
> sensibilities, while screening _Melancholia_.
> States cite other States' crucial balancing measure to their own, and
> identify with a jobber before nominating the productive counsel of EdelP₳l.
> Then they clear the joint and utter not another word.

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