[FoRK] food for the dhs line eater

Damien Morton dmorton at bitfurnace.com
Tue Jun 19 08:08:53 PDT 2012


Step 1. Acquire Chinese RC aircraft factory
Step 1a Design foam copy of a WWII Stuka aircraft
Step 1b Stage dive bombing competitions with good prize money to encourage
this new sport
Step 1c Ramp up production to meet the demands of this new sport
Step 2. Clone Ardupilot
Step 3 Clone Gumstix
Step 4. Port OpenCL to gumstix
Step 4a Implement rudimentary human body recognition software
Step 5 Design a custard pie with good aerodynamics
Step 6 mount custard pies under the wings of Stuka aircraft
Step 7 release thousands of autonomous custard pie dive bombers over
washington for maximum cream-based terrorism


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