Microsoft and Satan

CobraBoy (
Thu, 29 Aug 1996 14:26:47 -0700

People have long speculated that either 1) Bill Gates was Satan, or 2) Satan
was living at Microsoft. I CobraBoy have moved closer to finding the truth
about this issue.

See for yourselves,

1) call Ms toll free # 1-800-426-9400
2) press 0 (operator) at the request for extension
3) enter 666

you will hear "access to that extension is not allowed."


** History 101** Hiroshima 45 - Chernobyl 86 - Windows 95 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste, they have absolutely no taste, and what that means is, I don't mean that in a small way I mean that in a big way. ...I have a problem with the fact that they just make really third rate products."

Steve Jobs, Triumph of the Nerds, PBS Documentary -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-