Wow! This is raunchy, but funny.
If you're easily offended....why are you on this list???
>>There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle.He had
>>always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads
>>in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a
>>beautiful classic harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon
>>inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He
>>inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful!! I'll
>>take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good
>>shape." "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple, just
>>make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, that
>>you rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In
>>fact, since you're buying the bike, I won't need my tube of vaseline
>>anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the new owner an old
>>tube of vaseline, and he puts it in his pocket.
>>The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a proud and happy biker. He
>>takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic! (being a
>>harley fan too) That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
>>girlfriend's parents house. since, it's the first time he's going to
>>meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple
>>gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm:
>>"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents
>>before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
>>person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No
>>problem," he says. In they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right
>>smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty
>>dishes. In the family room, a huge stack of dishes. Piled up the
>>stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks there are dirty
>>dishes, that must have been there for years. They sit down to dinner
>>and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the
>>boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he reaches
>>over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make it on the
>>dinner table. Of course, no one says a word. "Her mom's kinda cute,"
>>he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's mom and has his way with her
>>right there on the dinner table. Again no one says a word. Then,
>>the boy friend notices it starting to rain, he better take care of
>>the new motorcycle. He pulls the tube of vaseline from his pocket.
>>The father jumps up out of his chair and shouts:
>> "All right, I'll do the dishes!"