[VOID] March Scoreboard

Rohit Khare (rohit@bordeaux.ICS.uci.edu)
Wed, 04 Mar 1998 11:57:06 -0800


Well, sure as quarterly estimated self-employment tax forms, it's time to
tally up the take-home for the first two months of the year.

[Did you know the overall Federal income tax burden has been steadily
hovering at 9% for the last fifty years, after spiking from 1% during
WWII? That the 40% overall burden is mainly SS (16%) and state and sales?]

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FIRST QUARTER CY1998
DATE WITHHOLDING DECLARATION

Women I met on the trip to India who won't reply to my email............................................... 4

Women I met around campus who won't reply to my email............................................... 2

Women I met on a mailing list who won't reply to my email............................................... 1

Women I met on a mailing list who will reply to my email, but don't want to meet me..................... 1

Women I met back East who won't reply to postal mail or return calls........................................ 2

Women who, when I ask, seemingly lose all interest in coffee, dinner, or movies............................. 1

Women I have gone out on the town with who barely even consider me a friend...................................... 2

Women who travel cross-country to Irvine for the day, offer to have dinner, and don't call......................... 1

Women who have made a date, yet stood me up barely 15 minutes later, quit their job, and vanished from UCI............... 1

Women who assume the invitation delievered to their door is not for them, and besides, are busy this weekend and will be until they finish their doctoral qualifying exams in a few years........................ 1

Total disinterest rate: 16 Subtotal, Indian: 11 Personal exemption: 0

/signed/ Rohit Khare 3 Mar 98

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Reality is that 97% implies only one out of thirty.
Mockery is that 3%  implies only the thirtieth.