Re: Mike Tyson

duck (
Wed, 2 Jul 1997 16:36:21 -0400 (EDT)

> "A Bad Bite for Boxing" - The News & Observer of Raleigh
> "Bite of the Century" - Arizona Republic
> "Reality Bites" - Times Union of Albany, NY
> "Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" The Baltimore Sun
> "Earmarks of cowardice" Houston Chronicle
> "A two-bit bout: Holyfield Wins" Kansas City Star
> "From Champ to Chomp" The Herald-Sun of Durham, NC
> "Heavyweight Chomp" Philadelphia Inquirer
> "Toss Tyson Out on Ear" Daily News, NY
> "Ear Flap" Newsday
> "Dracula" New York Post
> "Lobe Blow for Boxing" The Tennessean
> "Pay Per Chew" Philadelphia Daily News
> "Ear-Responsible" Fort Worth Star- Telegram

Other headlines someone sent me about "Iron Bite" Tyson and Evander "the
Real Meal" Holyfield (sources unknown):

"Twice Bitten"
"Bite Night"
"Holyfield Still Chomp-ion"
"Requiem for a Chompion"
"Sucker Munch"
"Iron Mike Goes Down Biting"
"Ear of Scorn"

and my favorite:
"Tyson Bites The Dust, Holyfield"

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