Wait, they do trade in the state of Texas, right? And Texas has not
even allocated funds to a program to ensure a Y2K-compliant armadillo
population yet! Jesus, don't they realise there's only 300 working
days left (if you take a lot of holidays) and that a top-notch
consulting firm will require at least 5 years and $10000000 to produce
a report on the problem? Basically, Texas is fucked! Fucked I tell
you! And therefore Microsoft is too! Meanwhile naysayers everywhere
claim the armadillos aren't even a problem. Naive schmucks!