Knock down Institution fights are cool.
> REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 21, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by
> the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will
> be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an
> undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth",
> said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive
> arrangement for everyone".