Re: Reason 23 why i love living here

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory (baisley@fnal.gov)
Wed, 04 Nov 1998 14:55:32 -0600

W/o Mother wrote:

> Oregon is one of the first places in the country where you can vote from
> home and then legaly kill yourself there afterwards.

But Heaven forfend you should be entrusted with a gas pump handle. Oh, wait.
No, that was another state by the name of Oregon.

Cheers,
Wayne