> The following "informational packet" was distributed to students at
> Christ the King grade and middle school in Lombard, Illinois last week.
Oh my. Poor middle school students.
> STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
Why do we WANT to overcome masturbation?
> OPINION: Why do we WANT to overcome masturbation?
> :p Adam
Took the words right out of my mouth.
> ANS: AIDS, suffering, broken homes and kids that'll leave you when
> you suffer a stroke and heart attack.
And what do any of these have to do with masturbation.
Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he
doesn't do windows... yet.
-- Bill Gates' diary